ajakis

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  1. NICE RESPONSE LADIES ;) ......LIKE HE SAID ON THE SPEECH..."SADDAM TRIED TO KILL MY DADDY"....JUS TYPICAL 6 YRS OLD KID HUH....IN MY OPINION THE WAR IS NOT ONLY FOR OIL HE ALSO WANNA DEMELITARIZE THE ISLAMIC NATIONS....1ST IT WAS AFGHANISTAN NOW IS IRAQ SECOND WILL BE IRAN AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON


  2. LOOOOOOL THIS IS CRACKIN ME UP! SOME OF YALL ARE JUS TOO BRAINLESS TO ADVICE A SISTA....WE ALL KNOW GUYS LIKE AND ADORE GURLS WHO MAKE DA MOVE 1ST...BUT IF HE IS DA FYNEST IN UK AS U SAID...HE MIGHT ALREADY BEEN TAKEN :( BUT IF HE STILL SINGLE DONT WASTE A SECOND GO AND HOLLA AT DA BROTHA...IF U DA SHY TYPE LET ONE OF UR HOMEGALS DO THE JOB FOR YA...NA'MEAN


  3. MMA .......I THINK THAT IDEA U COME UP WIT WILL ONLY WORK WIT MOMS.....I WANNA KNOW WHAT DADS WILL SAY IF HE ANSWERED DA PHONE ;)

     

     

    TO BE HONEST...I ONCE CALLED THIS SISTA AND HER MOM ANSWERED DA PHONE...SADLY I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY SO I COME UP WIT THIS IDEA:

     

    MOM: HELLO

     

    ME: HELLO EEDO

     

    MOM: EEDO YAA DOONEYSAY?

     

    ME:(PAUSE FOR A WHILE) AND FINALY REVEALED HER NAME

     

    MOM: MAXAA KA RABTAY?

     

    ME:EEDO WAXAAAN AHAY MACALINKA ESL-KA SCHOOL-KEEDA U XIL SAARAN ARDADA SOMALIYEED LABADAAN BARI GRADE_KEEDA MA FIICNA INAAN KA WAREESTO AYAA DOONAAYAY

     

    MOM: ALLA EEDO QEYR ALLAHA KU SIIYO BAL SUG AAN KUUGU WACEE NAA HODANEEEY! KAALAY MACALINKA LA HADAL! :D

     

    HODAN: HELLO MACALIN

     

    ME: WHATS UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! MACALIN BEELE WAA ANIGIII DEEE


  4. HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE QUOTES:

     

     

    "DONT ARGUE WITH FOOL.OTHERS MAY NOT KNOW THE DIFFERNCE BETWEEN TWO OF YOU" (UNKNOWN)

     

    "A PERSON CAN GAIN A FRIEND IN MAYBE A YEAR,BUT CAN LOSE ONE IN LESS THAN AN HOUR" (CHINESE PROVERB)

     

    "IF A WORD IN THE DICTIONARY WERE MISPELLED,HOW WOULD WE KNOW?" (STEVEN WRIGHT)

     

    "THE DIFFICULT PART OF AN ARGUEMENT IS NOT TO DEFEND ONE'S OPINION BUT RATHER TO KNOW IT" (ALBERT EINSTEIN)

     

    "A REAL FRIEND IS THE ONE WHO WALKS IN WHEN THE REST OF THE WORLD WALKS OUT" (UNKNOWN)

     

    "THE PAST ACTUALLY HAPPENED BUT HISTORY IS ONLY WHAT SOMEONE WROTE DOWN" (WHITNEY BROWN)

     

    "TELL A MAN THERE ARE 400 BILLION STARS AND HE'LL BELIEVE YOU.TELL HIM A BENCH HAS A WET PAINT AND HE HAS TO TOUCH IT" (STEVEN WRIGHT)

     

    "SINCE LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND,ISN'T THAT WHY SOME PEOPLE SEEM BRIGHT UNTILL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK?" (S.W)


  5. seeems everyone in here has his own describtion of the word "beauty"...u cant judge someone's beauty by the skin color only ofcourse u gotta look many other options...and no not all lightskinned somali gurls used diana to go from dark to light but some did...wat makes this soo funny is when u see a sista whose body dont match smile.gif ..i mean she eaither 4get to put the diana on her legs or her arms or even on her neck... :D:D:D:D


  6. LOL...LEBAXX..THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY...I CAN SEE U JUS WANNA BRING UP "THE BATTLE OF SEXES"...IN HERE...WHERE IN THE WORLD DID U COME UP WIT THAT THEORY THOUGH...SOMALI LADIES LOOSIN ORGASMIC EXPERIENCE BCOZ OF GENITIAL-MUTILATION??? :confused: :confused: :confused: