zak99

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  1. Washington lost to Dallas ( big stinker!!) raiders lost to the lions -- huh!! vikings lost to packers -- say what?? now the game to look for is on Wed nite! Lakers Vs San Antonio!
  2. Originally posted by Opinionated: First of all VaGirl, Telling you that you have a beautiful body is not that flattering. You have to take into account that every man wants to get laid and he is just testing the waters with you. ---------------------------------------------- zak99 hmmm! all of us! sista? there some good dogs!! woof! If he really was interested in you, he would say something like, "I like your intelligence, honesty, bla bla bla"...but it looks like this guy is not even trying. I would suggest the next time he tries to pull a fast one on you....put him on the spot..ask him why he thinks you are so sexy.. Hope this helped hmmm! i really like you intelligence, u so smart! i wish all the other ladies can be like you! and i betcha you is so cute! i also, i admire u teching other xalimos the ropes . lemme ask a simple question, r u single? opininated. hit me back sista.
  3. massage lol! me, the twins//lol..
  4. Originally posted by flying-still: This also brings back an old question...should we get our selves and potential partners tested?...just to be on the safe side? 4 sure. i just did my physical for this year and tested myself. if u dont do the test, how would you know. i recommend it.
  5. huh what is shukaansiga, i keep thinking about a steering wheels :confused: and then someone says its food, dancing etc... its a vodoo thingy. me lost big time :eek:
  6. i aint got no wallet! i use my front pant-pockets. :cool:
  7. hello, now this works really. i never take no headache medince. just wear tennis bandana or tie a massar around your head. leave it for 20 minutes. it stops from blood rushing to your head which causes headaches. dont tie it to hard, just enough to give you a nice tightness.
  8. yo this is just a rumor. i meet someone who came from the meeting 2 weeks ago and he did not mention this stuff, just the atrocities carried out daily by the wicked kenyan police against nomads where they collect nomads from the streets and lock them up so they could get some $ upon release of the individuals.
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    Riddles

    Originally posted by Lucky: How about this one: Many things can create one. It can be of any shape or size. It is created for various reasons, and it can shrink or grow with time. What is it? huh!lucky. walaahi this one is caab try this one if you live in canada. Knock Knock Who's there ! Abbott ! Abbott who ? Abbott time you opened this door ! ayeee
  10. yo bee check this out no mercy. Finally, the guys side of the story. I must admit, it's pretty good. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! *Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. Infact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want us to answer, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Nascar, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. Thank you for reading this: Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
  11. oh, a coconut tree definitely.
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  13. Darman why dont you move to Tehran or saudi arabia, if you really like being with the mullahs.