MR ORGILAQE

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  1. Bornafied critic

     

    Listen calling for annihilation of fellow human beings is not your job nor ours.It is the job of the Creator who owns everyone of us.If you feel humiliated...pick yourself up and compete.If you feel unrepresented,get yourself a decent representation.

     

    If you feel helpless ...empower yourself

    Dont go looking for blood unless someone literaly attacks you in which case you defend yourself.

     

    In this day and age you need to look inward for your solutions not outward because the problems are inward not outward.No one can cause us humiliation if we dont do it to ourselves first.


  2. We want to know why our chicken always getts messy and dirty. we live together in a house full of young men, we have put in place various plans logistics to make the house remains clean and tidy .. we held endless and came out with millions scenarios .. a schedule or rota system ..to punishing the the culprit

     

    Sorry yahoo i did not understand the question was it a misspelling or did you mean CHICKEN and not CHILDREN.


  3. The typical Giriama flirting

     

    Man: Mbewe yunareha na baba(come to papa)

    Woman: Kinyocho bee(asshole,piss off all in one)

    Man: Mbewe njoo nitakugwira mpaka ugwirike(i'll hump till you drop)

    Woman: Haya wee!(what!)

    Man: Tu gwiraane(let's hump)

    Woman: haya Bwana(ok my man)

     

    I heard this going on in The coast in a place called kaloleni way back and i havent forgotten it looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool


  4. and the west has the audacity to claim freedom of speech on the Cartoons when they are not even allowed to discuss current events that are widely accepted around the world as unjust.

     

    No discussions about the fact that there is a UN resolution against Israel which it refuses to abide by which requires it to withdraw from all teritorries it captured in 1967 with the help of US.

     

    However Iran is expected to follow the rule of international law, when it's arch enemy is heavily armed with nuclear weapons.

     

    What hypocracy!


  5. an italian was asked about his holiday to the US and this is what he had to say

     

     

    I'ma come here to a hotel.

     

    I go down to eat soma breakfast.

     

    I tella the waiter I wanna two piss toast.

     

    He bringa me only onea piss........

     

    I tella him I wanna two piss....

     

    He say, go to the toilet.

     

    I say you no unnerstan'. I wanna two piss ona my plate.....

     

    He say you better no piss ona a plate you sonna ma bi*tch!

     

    I don't even know the man and he calla me sonna ma bi*tch!!....

     

    Later, I go to eata soma dinner at another restaurant....

     

    The waitress bringa spoon, ana knife, but no fock.....

     

    I say I wanna 'fock'.....

     

    She tella me everybody wanna fork....

     

    I say, you no unnerstan'...I wanna fock on the table.

     

    She say you better not fock on the table you sonna ma bi*tch!

     

    I don't even know the woman an' she calla me sonna ma bi*tch!

     

    So I go back to my hotel, an' there's no sheet on my bed....

     

    I calla the manager an' tella him I wanna sheet on the bed.

     

    He say you better not sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bi*tch!

     

    I don't even know the man an' he calla me sonna ma bi*tch!

     

    So I go to check out and the man at the desk, he say peace to you....

     

    I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma bi*tch!

     

    I go back to Italy.....

     

    I canna look at my owna Pissa there


  6. Actually guys if you follow the link i provided it takes you to a Somali website called Shabelle News who sent their own reporters to the drought affected areas and took pictures which are displayed on their site.

     

    Just follow the link.so there is no need to listen to a foreign NGO.As for giving to the NGO's i say it is about time we didn involve foreign NGO's .This is somali money intended for somalis and if anyone should benefit even if it is admin as they do in the other NGO's it should be a citizen of Somalia in Somalia who has a right to such a money.

     

    They do the same why shouldn't we?.So let us find a way to donate and buy the food from Somalis in somalia.Water from Somalis in Somalia, and transportation as well.

     

    The distributors should be somalis and recepients somalis.It should be a turn-key project involving somalis in my view,and before anyone forcasts doom and gloom....just sit back and think.....why the heck not?


  7. The propeht SAW said before you bring out the shames of others remember you own

     

     

    Well we are busy blaming others when we should be looking inward and seeing that it is our leaders,and our collective people who allowed our disunity.When one of us is harmed we should all close ranks..instead we say ooh they are Arabs it is okay it is far from us,then it get's nearer,nearer pretty soon it is in your house then you cry Ya ummatu Muslimiin.That ummah are the same ones you ignored in their plight!


  8. once this reer mudug guy came over to East Africa

    He hadnt had some nookie for quite a while and was used to the easy goings of Xalimo nights

     

    so one day he came to this guys and said "walaalayaalow tol hadaanu nahay sida ii dhaama"

     

    They ask him " oo maxaa dhacay"

    he says" ilmo adeerayaalow kuwaan aad tiraahdaan xiiraanta ii saara manooli ee"

     

    So they somehow work something out and the guy gets his wish

     

    On the day he was in a room and the bed next those wooden framed windows

     

    He was expecting to be the Daddy and making the moves unfortunately he was carried up and down and before he knew it he was up to the level of the window watching the outside and then down and then up

     

    so he got all wound up,couldnt keep up with the new overwhelming nookie system and cried

    "naa bal ii dhig aanu islaqabsanee, na bal ii dhig aanu islaqabsanee" :D:D


  9. Whoa......now that is crazy!! You know what you need? On of those flat, thin TV's that are only an inch or 2 thick, and you can hng it on the wall, where he can't reach it, insha Allah. Sure, it's expensive, but it'll save you from buying a new one every year!!

     

     

    Yeah this could be a solution but what is to stop him from using it as a football goalpost!.He tends to use some of the hanging stuff as his target!.Recently he has outgrown his ways and he seems to be a bit less Damaging.I guess he is growing up!


  10. Well Jibis dont worry man i know how you feel

     

    My daughter has a tendancy to gather things and keep them safe ,so i dont usually get much trouble with her but my son! Ya ALLAH!

     

    When he was a year old he started playing with the TV...suffice to say he broke it.I bought a new one,stupidly i bought a more expensive and bigger one.He decided the on/off button was such a good playing feature and in less than two months the TV wasnt working.I returned it for repair and he also broke the temporary replacement for that one.The one i sent off for repair came back and unfortunately it had one of those thin plastic type screens and he decided to use it as a punchbag and soon enough it had dents.I gave up on buying TV's since then

     

    As he grew older he lost his fascination with the TV

     

    he started on my computer and in the last two years i have replaced it three times

     

    Four months ago he graduated from the equipment bashing university but not before he had completely destroyed the hi-fi system and when i asked him why he did it he said " well dad on the TV i can see the people who are talking but i figured the people in the Hi-fi system are so small i can use them as toys so i was looking for them"

     

    As you can imagine far from doing anything i bust out laughing and forgave him


  11. Do not Despair.I did some research and contacted the money transfer companies to see if any of them have set up some sort of an account for this drought.Amal Express has such an account at least here in the Uk and i did what i could there.I suggest we leave behind this sense of helplessness and help our brethren in this dire moments.The stories you hear are harrowing and as you can all see the world does not care,never did,never will.None even our Muslim brothers and sisters have forgotten us,so we have to depend on ourselves to get ourselves through this draought with the help and mercy of ALLAH SW.


  12. i really cannot believe you guys put Libaan through all that.This is a shame,especially for a somali community that is known for it's hospitality.I feel for my brother Libaan.

     

    Libaan bro take no notice of those comments..as you can see Somalis in diaspora have somewhat lost their ways.I for one would like to Say ALlahu Akbar Allahu Akbar Allahu akbar Allahu Akbar.Alhamdullilah for Allah has given us a new brother.Welcome to the Billion Plus family bro.

     

    A Word of advice you will always find the black sheep of the family and currently somalis constitute that within the muslim ummah so disregard them as you would a mad man!

     

    I Pray to Allah to guide you and your family to the right path.I loved that story and pass my regards to your beatifull family Mashallah


  13. First we had the kid Orgi now this flat-foot with another "istubidh question thread" about SL. Silly season came early I suppose.

     

     

    Ayoubi if you cant take the heat................

     

    fill the spaces maybe that'll get that brain of yours moving again :D:D

    Like it or not it aint gonna happen this somaliland thing