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  3. Posted

    Juxa;811563 wrote:
    my mom's name is xadiya cumar

    May Allah reward her with the highest place in Jannah Insha Allah.

     

     

    NGONGE, I do not have any problem in sharing either my real name or my mother's name (bless her soul), However I know exactly where you're coming from and I don't want to generalize here but most Somalis are paranoid for whateverf reason the same way I can attest that the most people I've met here in Europe both males or females are somewhat paranoid and superficial which is amusing to say the least and some protray themselves as they're indeed Ibrahim Jogoo and not the bloody qaxooti whose life record are in the UK data system from the moment he arrived to the day he'll die...buufis is well and alive in Britain. :o

     

    My mother's name is Mariam, born in Mombasa died in Nairobi and if you didn't know my name before, it is Abdirahim, now go on and steal the few cents that me and MZanzi have been saving all these years. ;)

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Peace, Love & Unity.

  6. Posted

    A&T anigana waxaan is lahaa la toosi oo wax la wad, ma sidaas baad abaal gud iiga dhigtay? awalba galti baad aheyd oo jisaarka waan idinku niqiinay hadaan reer Waamo nahay, maa caleesh. :(

     

     

    Somalina, Fuleey aan iska ahaado laakiin sheekada calanka ciraaq maxaa iigu sheegi weysay, I thought we was homies and all that, but I guess I was wrong. Juxa adiga wax kasta waa ogtahay wallaahi caadi ma tihid. Aniga SOL waan iska joogaa sida xoolihii oo meesha waxa ka kala socdo oo dhan warba uma hayo, maybe it's time for me to move on now...Allow nimaan wax ogeyn ha cadaabin aan maqli jiray. Sheemo as the grande Kool-Kat would say. :( :(

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Peace, Love & Unity.

  8. Posted

    A&T,

     

    Anigaa ina adeerkaa ah oo kaa naxayee, ninkan carabka ah ee NGONGE la yidhaahdo iska ilaali, tan koowaad carab oo dhan waa wada shaxaari oo aamin ma leh, tan labaadna Maaddeey bilaash baad ku heysataa oo odaygu Africa ayuu trophy wife hunting u aaday oo sheekadaan umasoo jeedo laakiin ninkan carabka ah baa mushkiladda oo dhan wada! :)

     

    Sidee ku dhacday in gabar aad dooneyso uu NGONGE kugu hor af lagaadeeyo oo aad adigana ka aamusantahay...what does that say to her about you? Somalina waa gabar smart and sensible ah and above all she's also sensitive marka waxaan kugula talin lahaa kubadda dhulka dhig oo laadka badanna jooji, try tika taka for a change. :) Good Luck.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Peace, Love & Unity.

  10. Posted

    NGONGE,

     

    As A&T's best man one would expect you to step in by now and a broker a deal between Somalina and A&T and conclude the deal before Juxa and Malika whisper into her ears and tempt her to increase her gabaati x10. :)

     

    Maaddeey, oo saas maaba khatar u tahay? Laakiin waa ogtahay soomaali waxay hore u tiri ‘nin is faanshay waa ari carbeed is nuugay’ marka xoogaa yareey bahasha. :P

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Peace, Love & Unity.

  11. Posted

    Abtigiis;810918 wrote:
    Maaddeey waa masdil, masdilkuna reerka wax badan buu u taraa oo jiirka iyo halaqa haweenku ka sasaan oo dhan baa loogu yeedhaa oo uu qool la dhacaa oo laayaa. But on sensual matters, wuu ka qatanaadaa.
    :D

    :D :D :D Innaa Lillaahi Wa Inna Ileyhi Raajicuun... Maaddeey maxaad sidaa ugu dhammeyneysaa, waar ninku waa akhyaar dee oo wax ula hadh. :D :D :D

     

     

     

    Peace, Love & Unity.

  12. Posted

    Inter should’ve never appointed the Tinker man in the first place and the new guy is the youth coach who coached Balotelli and Santon etc hence why Balotelli went to congratulate him.

     

    I think Moratti will appoint AVB but whether he and the fans will be patient enough to give him the time he needs to rebuild the team is entirely different matter, however I really rate AVB and I’m convinced he’ll be a great manager one day and I hope he joins Inter and stays there as long as he wants.

     

     

     

     

     

    Peace, Love & Unity.

  13. Posted

    Abtigiis;810902 wrote:
    Bob,

     

    Horta Zulu'yahow ma kala taqaan gabaati iyo meher?

     

    12,000 is unheard of for a gabaati. Meherku wuu danbeeyaa markaa haday lacag badan sheegato 3 qol oo xun oo jigjiga kulahaa inaan xaraasho ayey noqonaysaa.

     

    Anyway, walaahi maanta qadadii this colleague of mine killed me: He wants to marry a second wife. I advised against it, but he keeps on saying she is from the coast (kenya) markaa farsamooyin qatar ah baa la iigu sheegay.
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    Isagu waa yara wadaad professional ah. Apparently there is also another candidate oo somaliyed ah. Markaa when he was comparing the two and talking about why he opted for the sawaaxili one (actually arab), I felt like i was listening to hammer iyo tongue ,i mean auction. kkk. Wuxuu ku celceliyey "tan coast'ga ah meherku waa cheap 500 shilin ayaa sharci u ah mombasa. Midda kale, markaad rabto ayaad siinaysaa, habeenkana waa laguu soo wareejin. Tan soomaliyada ah waxay ku leedahay waa in 5000 dollar la keeno, waliba upfront oo mayeelayso in hadhow aan siiyo. It is like insurance bond." qosol bay naftii iga baxday walaahi. he was serious, he was not joking at all.
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    Knowing how classy and xuural ceyn Somalina is, I'm surprised at the fact that she accepted a mere $12,000 as a gabaati. ;).

     

    Being a man from Kismayo, a coast in itself I know exactly what the guy is talking about and even though I'd never encourage a somali to marry non-somali I will understand if he opted out after all dumarka reer coastiga ah dumarka kale waxbay dheer yihiin even the somalis from the coast caadi ma aha iyaguba, I'm surprised that you haven't explored that possibility yet..waar jiifka ka kac waxba ma ogide. :) Allah galti yaa wax u sheega, walle iyo bille bilcaan kuwa reer xeebeedkaa ugu wanaagsan dhan walbaba. ;)

     

    PS. Ugaaskii reer cali wanaag ayaa wuxuu igu yidhi waad wada kulanteen, markaasaan ku idhi maxaad u xidhi weyday oo aad jailka u dhigi weyday ninkaa qadyaan baan ka taaganahaye...next time you go back to Mayfair xadhig isu diyaari. :D

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Peace, Love & Unity.

  15. Posted

    Legend of Zu;810883 wrote:
    BOB sxb, oo adaaba war hayee? maxaad ka haysay dhulkaa, ileen dalxiis umaadan tegine
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    You’re right I wasn’t there for holiday and I wasn’t there for an espionage mission either! My intention was to fly to Abidjan meet up with my cousin who was working for UNDP and then return to Johannesburg within two weeks but somehow I ended up zigzagging through West Africa and the more I travelled the more I liked and before I knew it I was swimming in the gorgeous beaches of Dakar, Conakry and Banjul. :)

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Peace, Love & Unity.

  18. Posted

    Yeah I've never been to North Africa yet and most countries in central africa. You should go on a road trip across Africa and you'll have the most amazing adventure ever and it will cost you far less than what it will cost you if you were to go from Massachusetts to California. :)

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Peace, Love & Unity.

  19. Posted

    Carafaat,

     

    There are still few wise old foxes around here who will out fox you within a blink of an eye and forever steal the affection of Blue away from you and NGONGE is one of those foxes I'm referring to, you already fell for his easy tricks and allowed him to convince you that you should steer clear of Blue who abviously likes you and if you don't get your dutch act together, expect Che and Nuune to play double dutch on you. :)

     

    Good Luck. ;)

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Peace, Love & Unity.

  20. Posted

    @ Blue,

     

    I prefer to do the chasing rather than the other way around, I first got hitched when I was 17 in 1984 and it took me 7 months to get her to tell me her name and almost 2 years before she finally agreed to see me behind their house for only 5 minutes and in those mere 5 minutes I had to impress her, win her precious heart and make her realise that she should be with me for the rest of her life as I was better than any man that she's ever met before in anything and everything.

     

    She said she'll think about it and let me know, I patiently waited for 8 more months for her to make her mind up and when she finally decided she called me one day after school and asked to see me at 7pm behind their house, long story shory I got there expecting nothing but hoping for the best and wouldn't you know, she came after an hour and all she did was give me a smack right across the face and few days later I went to their house with my father and asked for her hand in marriage and as they say the rest is history.

     

    in my era it was taboo for a girl to make the first move, she can be madly in love with you but she'll never even aknowledge your existance never mind ask you out BUT that's all changed now and the new generation have it easy and girls are more liberal, more moderate and they're cool with asking a guy out which is why most young lads I know can't even seduce a girl in other words they've got no game, no style and definitely NO COJONES because the girls got them. :)

     

     

    The girls of today like their rude boys, in my era if you talk to a girl in a funny way, she'll beat the monkey business out of you until you apologize but today's generation do things the opposite which I find hilarious including their so-called marriage which ends as soon as the honeymoon is over. :) Me and my wife we've been together for 28 years and I still love her as much as I've loved her from the first day I've laid my eyes on her and the butterflies started dancing around in my stomach and fire works started going off all around me, you get me? innit? Alles Goed?

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Peace, Love & Unity.

  21. Posted

    Malika;810427 wrote:
    ^In my days kulaha!..lol

    Yes in my ancient days I meant! ;)

     

    Things are far less complicated nowadays when it comes to courtship than they were when I was a teenager or even in my 20's, These days girls are more gangsters than then guys in my era and if they like you they're not scared to tell you so which is something the girls in y era would've never ever done so over all the Carafaat's generation are having far more easily than my generation but ONLY if they knew that. :)

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Peace, Love & Unity.

  22. Posted

    He's only going through a dry spell like a certain Caroll and once he starts feeling it again (no pun intended) he'll be on top again...where he belongs. :)

     

    Adigu you abandoned your mate and are too busy breaking up the young lovers these days, who knew you had that talent? :D

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Peace, Love & Unity.

  25. Posted

    A&T Horta ninyahow waa laguu hinaasay oo dad badan oo aan aniga kow ka ahay ayaa SOL nacay markaanu bidhaantaada weynay, Xaajiyo Somalina iyaduna maalin kasta waa ikaa weydiin jirtay oo aad bay kaaga walwalaysay oo xitta sidaad u jeedo maalmahan lama arag marka ninyahow jiifka ka kac oo inanta raadi oo soo celi. :)

     

     

    without you SOL waa cantarabaqash.

     

     

     

    PS. Liverpool guys miss you as well at you know where. :D

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Peace, Love & Unity.