Your remind me of an old funny reer Xamar story. A burglar breaks into a man's house, let us call him 'Muudey' and his wife, Maana, wakes him up, asking him to face the burglar. Muudey says to Maana 'ii kaadi jac aan la maaganahee'. Having ransacked the house, Burglar goes for their bedroom, Maana nudges him 'he is inside our room', and then Muudey says 'ar adi ma i dhaaftidoo, wax lee la maaganahay, markaas kastuumadee damco isaga'.
Taadu waa tii oo kale. Car Goojacadde noogu soo gala.
Others could correct my attempt of reer Xamar twang!